keith<p>my aliases file goes back to 1993. i've been adding and deleting from the same file since my first pass at grad school. luckily most of this is obsolete now:<br>```<br>## next/apple keyboard fix<br><a href="https://discuss.systems/tags/alias" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alias</span></a> ?er 'stty erase ^?'<br><a href="https://discuss.systems/tags/alias" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alias</span></a> her 'stty erase ^H'<br>#<br><a href="https://discuss.systems/tags/alias" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alias</span></a> finger 'finger -l'<br><a href="https://discuss.systems/tags/alias" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alias</span></a> ftp 'ftp -i'<br><a href="https://discuss.systems/tags/alias" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alias</span></a> mroe 'more'<br><a href="https://discuss.systems/tags/alias" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alias</span></a> telent 'telnet'<br><a href="https://discuss.systems/tags/alias" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alias</span></a> rhs 'rsh'<br><a href="https://discuss.systems/tags/alias" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alias</span></a> vip 'vi ~/.procmailrc'<br>```<br>when i set up accounts for the navy research lab i just copied my aliases file until one of the researchers got really offended when they ran "dir":<br>```<br><a href="https://discuss.systems/tags/alias" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>alias</span></a> dir 'echo "This is unix, idiot..."'<br>```<br>and seeing `procmail` makes me nostalgic for the good old days of mail filtering. kids these days will never understand the nonsense we did with our email. get an email from your boss - send a text to yourself. get a calendar warning - send a text with the meeting title and location. get an email from your least favorite customer? make a bleating noise on your workstation.</p><p>we used to forge texts too via our smtp->sms gateway. it was not uncommon to get several texts a day from our ceo irwin jacobs or our chief scientist franklin antonio saying something like "there's leftover greek food in the conference room." -- until one day they started sending receipts to the sender.</p>