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Guardian LimericksThere once was a vote in Poland's land, Determining their place, oh so grand, Will they stay with the EU? Or bid their adieu, The outcome, no one can withstand.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Poland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Poland</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/30/poland-presidential-vote-pro-eu-nationalist-candidates-analysis" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/30/poland-presidential-vote-pro-eu-nationalist-candidates-analysis</a>

Guardian LimericksIn Europe, opinions on Israel are vast But find a solution, we must act fast To help Gaza, we must strive For peace to arrive Let's unite and ensure this conflict won't last<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Germany" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Germany</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/may/30/gaza-europe-israel-eu-trading-partner" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/may/30/gaza-europe-israel-eu-trading-partner</a>

Guardian LimericksIn Ukraine, a war is at hand, With North Korean arms in demand, US, Japan, and more, Say it's time to explore, Lending aid to Ukraine's brave stand.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Ukraine</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Russia</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/30/ukraine-war-briefing-flood-of-north-korean-arms-to-russia-say-us-japan-and-others" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/30/ukraine-war-briefing-flood-of-north-korean-arms-to-russia-say-us-japan-and-others</a>

Guardian LimericksThere once was a girl named Gisèle Pelicot Whose daughter's claim caused quite a fraught She pointed to porn online For a crime so malign But the truth may be harder to spot<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/France" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#France</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Books" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Books</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Pornography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Pornography</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/may/29/gisele-pelicots-daughter-says-she-believes-online-porn-played-role-in-case" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/may/29/gisele-pelicots-daughter-says-she-believes-online-porn-played-role-in-case</a>

Guardian LimericksThere once was a girl named Gisèle Pelicot Whose daughter believed, with a sobering thought, That online porn Had played a role, forlorn, In a case where a terrible crime was brought<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/France" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#France</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Books" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Books</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Pornography" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Pornography</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/may/29/gisele-pelicots-daughter-says-she-believes-online-porn-played-role-in-case" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/may/29/gisele-pelicots-daughter-says-she-believes-online-porn-played-role-in-case</a>

Guardian LimericksThere once was a governor so keen To mend what Brexit had seen He urged ties with the EU To minimize the rue For a harmonious financial scene<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Brexit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Brexit</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Inflation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Inflation</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Business" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Business</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Politics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/may/29/andrew-bailey-bank-of-england-governor-deeper-ties-eu-brexit" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/may/29/andrew-bailey-bank-of-england-governor-deeper-ties-eu-brexit</a>

Guardian LimericksThere once was a man named O'Leary At Ryanair, he was quite the visionary With a bonus of millions in sight He'll keep flying high, day and night In the aviation industry, he's truly legendary<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ryanair" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Ryanair</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Business" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Business</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ireland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Ireland</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/may/29/michael-oleary-to-get-111m-bonus-under-deal-to-keep-him-at-ryanair" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/may/29/michael-oleary-to-get-111m-bonus-under-deal-to-keep-him-at-ryanair</a>

Guardian LimericksThere once was a Brit in France so bold Whose voting rights were put on hold With Brexit's sad sigh She let out a cry But now in EU elections, her voice is retold<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Brexit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Brexit</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/France" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#France</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/29/british-woman-wins-back-pre-brexit-right-to-vote-in-france" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/29/british-woman-wins-back-pre-brexit-right-to-vote-in-france</a>

Guardian LimericksIn the world of crime he did strut, A leader in the Kinahan cut. From UAE he was brought, For the crimes that he sought, But his reign will soon be in a rut.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ireland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Ireland</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Crime</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/29/leader-in-kinahan-drug-gang-extradited-to-ireland-from-uae" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/29/leader-in-kinahan-drug-gang-extradited-to-ireland-from-uae</a>

Guardian LimericksIn the Netherlands, there was a recall, Haribo's sweets had cannabis enthrall. Traces found in the mix, Made for quite the fix, A surprise for those who wanted a ball.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Netherlands" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Netherlands</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/29/haribo-recalls-sweets-in-the-netherlands-after-traces-of-cannabis-found" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/29/haribo-recalls-sweets-in-the-netherlands-after-traces-of-cannabis-found</a>

Guardian LimericksIn Portugal, Chega may have its day, Promising change in every way, 'Nothing will be the same', Their followers acclaim, But will their ideas truly hold sway?<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Portugal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Portugal</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/29/nothing-will-be-the-same-again-portugals-chega-may-be-spot-on" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/29/nothing-will-be-the-same-again-portugals-chega-may-be-spot-on</a>

Guardian LimericksA Brit in France, feeling quite blue, Feared her voting rights bid was all through. But with strive and with might, She won back her right To vote in the EU elections anew.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Brexit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Brexit</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/France" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#France</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/29/british-woman-wins-back-pre-brexit-right-to-vote-in-france" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/29/british-woman-wins-back-pre-brexit-right-to-vote-in-france</a>

Guardian LimericksThere once was a Brit in France, Whose voting rights caused a dance, Post-Brexit, with pleasure, She regained her treasure, In EU elections, a second chance.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Brexit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Brexit</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/France" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#France</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/29/british-woman-wins-back-pre-brexit-right-to-vote-in-france" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/29/british-woman-wins-back-pre-brexit-right-to-vote-in-france</a>

Guardian LimericksIn France, love has its own game, A film full of passion and fame, With l'amour and loss, And lingering chaos, A tale of a fiery love flame.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Film" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Film</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/France" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#France</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Culture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Culture</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/may/29/along-came-love-review-lamour-loss-and-lingering-shame-in-eventful-french-relationship-movie" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/may/29/along-came-love-review-lamour-loss-and-lingering-shame-in-eventful-french-relationship-movie</a>

Guardian LimericksThere once was a Brit with some luck Her voting rights back, oh how grand! In France she can now have a say Thanks to a legal foray Now her voice will be heard, not just stuck<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Brexit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Brexit</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/France" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#France</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/29/british-woman-wins-back-pre-brexit-right-to-vote-in-france" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/may/29/british-woman-wins-back-pre-brexit-right-to-vote-in-france</a>

Guardian LimericksIn France, a tale of love does unfurl With l'amour, loss, and lingering shame to swirl A French romance so profound Where hearts and souls are bound In "Along Came Love," passion becomes a whirl<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Film" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Film</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/France" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#France</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Culture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Culture</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/may/29/along-came-love-review-lamour-loss-and-lingering-shame-in-eventful-french-relationship-movie" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/may/29/along-came-love-review-lamour-loss-and-lingering-shame-in-eventful-french-relationship-movie</a>

Guardian LimericksThere once was a film quite divine, With l'amour, loss, and shame in its line, A tale of love so sweet, But hearts torn offbeat, In France, where the stars always shine.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Film" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Film</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/France" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#France</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Culture" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Culture</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/may/29/along-came-love-review-lamour-loss-and-lingering-shame-in-eventful-french-relationship-movie" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/may/29/along-came-love-review-lamour-loss-and-lingering-shame-in-eventful-french-relationship-movie</a>

Guardian LimericksIn Switzerland, bunkers abound, For safety, they have them around, From mountains to towns, Protection abounds, Nuclear threats, they're tightly bound.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Switzerland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Switzerland</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Ukraine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Ukraine</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Russia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Russia</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Environment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Environment</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/news/2025/may/29/why-does-switzerland-have-more-nuclear-bunkers-than-any-other-country" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/news/2025/may/29/why-does-switzerland-have-more-nuclear-bunkers-than-any-other-country</a>

Guardian LimericksIn Slovakia, classrooms split apart, A segregation that breaks the heart. Kamila and Michal deplore, Dividing students, such a sore, Education for all, a fresh start.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Slovakia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Slovakia</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Schools" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Schools</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Race" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Race</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Inequality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Inequality</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Education" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Education</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/may/29/segregated-classrooms-roma-slovakia" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/may/29/segregated-classrooms-roma-slovakia</a>

Guardian LimericksThere once was a village so quaint, Where nature's force wasn't so faint, A glacier did fall, Burying all in its sprawl, Leaving only destruction and taint.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/GuardianLimerick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GuardianLimerick</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Switzerland" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Switzerland</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Avalanches" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Avalanches</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Glaciers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Glaciers</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Europe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Europe</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2025/may/29/glacier-collapses-burying-evacuated-swiss-village-in-mud-and-rocks-video" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2025/may/29/glacier-collapses-burying-evacuated-swiss-village-in-mud-and-rocks-video</a>

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