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William Canna-bass<a href="https://beige.party/@adhdeanasl" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@adhdeanasl</a> <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/JFC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#JFC</a>, victim blame much?! The Democrats didn't give people a choice, you know, the <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/LITERAL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LITERAL</a> definition of their party. No DNC, no primary alternatives, just <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/GenocideJoe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GenocideJoe</a>, an octogenarian with dementia. When <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/CopMala" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CopMala</a> took over, a black woman who defied Federal Court orders to keep California citizens locked up so she could use <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/SlaveLabor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SlaveLabor</a>. She was never going to win, when Americans hate Blacks but hate Women more. I guess <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/NeverAgain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NeverAgain</a> means nothing to you.

Glen MalleyDysentery, on the Oregon trail? It's not just for video games anymore. <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitpost</a> <a href="https://www.newsweek.com/dysentery-outbreak-hits-oregon-2040727" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.newsweek.com/dysentery-outbreak-hits-oregon-2040727</a>

Peter "Poly" Paterson<a href="https://writing.exchange/@danielmrose" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@danielmrose</a> I am unable to see forward with my right eye. <a href="https://polymaths.social/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Literal</a>

Cynni's BlogAutistic tidbits… Disclaimer: this post reflects my experiences with "my" autism. I use phrases like that, "my autism" as it defines me and my way of thinking and doing things. I do not wish to offend anyone with my language and choice of words. Also, English isn't my native language, so I am sometimes a bit limited when I try to find the right words to describe a feeling or exeperience. I am no expert, I write solely about me and my life in this post. If you find any of this offensive, then I am sorry. But we all experience our "NeuroSpicy-ness" in different ways, and this is how I experience mine. Thanks for understanding. Living as an autistic person, or "with autism", is different for every one of us. Sure, we have overlapping bits and bops, we understand things about each other that Neurodivergent people don't get as easily as we do. But our spicy-ness is on a spectrum, or so they say, and it had many different tastes and flavors. And sometimes, something happens that I don't realize at the time, which will later turn out to be a "fine example" of my kind of spicy... 🌶️ […] <a href="https://cynnisblog.wordpress.com/2025/01/20/autistic-tidbits/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://cynnisblog.wordpress.com/2025/01/20/autistic-tidbits/</a>

Jiji, the catread *Before the coffee gets cold* in it’s entirety today, which is unusual for me. but its just a very cute and quick read.<a href="https://literal.club/activity/0c746f20-cfa7-11ef-8080-8001363cc036" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://literal.club/activity/0c746f20-cfa7-11ef-8080-8001363cc036</a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/bookstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bookstodon</a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/reading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#reading</a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a>

Jiji, the catfinished *The Star Diaries* by Stanisław Lem, the first book of the year! :blobcatbook:at times extremely funny in its silliness and deep satire, but some stories just went on for too long and certain sections are somewhat problematic <a href="https://literal.club/activity/a76a6500-cecd-11ef-8080-800127b8b174" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://literal.club/activity/a76a6500-cecd-11ef-8080-800127b8b174</a><a href="https://ohai.social/tags/bookstodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bookstodon</a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/reading" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#reading</a> <a href="https://ohai.social/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a>

Collector Of DreamsHola hermanas cómo va su doble jornada? De las cuales una es mal paga y la otra NO es paga? Recuerden que cualquier fallo en la crianza de los niños, niñas y niñes será culpa de ustedes hermanas, ya que los señores están para mejores cosas... nada domesticas ni nada caseras. No olviden hermanas mujeres, que sus objetivos o aspiraciones o propósitos vitales son secundarios, son cosas sin verdadera importancia.Hermanas, no olviden, que cualquier idea que les parezca muy interesante es una niñada, ya que el pensamiento verdadero y el que importa es de los señores. Dejen que los hombres les expliquen todo lo que tienen que pensar y hacer. 🐲🐲🐲El año gregoriano, 2025, contado a partir del supuesto nacimiento de un hombre que vino a salvarnos, debe ser el año en que ustedes aprendan a ser obedientes y agradecidas. Piensen en las demás mujeres del mundo, que no se están quejando tanto de los hombres. Esas otras mujeres de <a href="https://c.im/tags/rep%C3%BAblicas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#repúblicas</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/bananeras" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bananeras</a>, darían lo que fuera por estar en el lugar de ustedes, tan adictas al <a href="https://c.im/tags/feminismo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#feminismo</a> y a esas chorradas. Ahora está supuestamente de moda que las mujeres digan que son <a href="https://c.im/tags/autistas" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#autistas</a>, o que hay <a href="https://c.im/tags/misoginia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#misoginia</a> en la investigación médica y científica y por eso no habían sido diagnosticadas..., que tonterías se les ocurren a las mujeres, es que hay que ver! Las pobres no dan para más. Hoy en día viven haciendo y diciendo cosas impropias de cualquier persona decente, o de bien. Ustedes las mujeres últimamente irespetan a todas las instituciones! quieren acabar con la familia! Cada vez hay menos mujeres "de alto valor". Se quejan hasta de los anticonceptivos inventando que les producen cánceres qué tal! Hagan el favor de bajar la cabeza señoritas, sigan aguantando, que ustedes no se mandan solas... Yo no sé de dónde están sacando que hasta los productos de limpieza les hacen daño, yo creo que ustedes tienen es pereza, unas vagas es lo que son!... Ya lograron que hasta los días de la regla los consideren días de descanso! Ustedes las mujeres no saben lo que es dolor físico, son unas quejicas, nosotros los hombres sí que lo sabemos... Obviamente sólo en España, que está gobernada por la dictadura progre!No sé porque se quejan tanto de la vida familiar o de sus roles tan maravillosos que les han sido asignados tan generosamente por nosotros... Los del <a href="https://c.im/tags/cisheteropatriarcado" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cisheteropatriarcado</a>, siendo que la familia les ha dado tantas bondades y maravillas a las existencias de las mujeres. Más bien pónganse a leer algo (aceptado por nosotros), para tener tema de conversación y no seguir siendo básicas, quejicas e insulsas... Y no olviden ir al gimnasio o al cirujano cuando se pongan poco deseables..., ajadas viejas y feas después de habernos parido a los hijos o de habernos cuidado a nosotros, o después de haber dejado tirada su carrera: quien las manda a tomar malas decisiones? Ustedes tenían que haber hecho quíntuple jornada, sin quejarse y sin molestarse. Como dice Carlos Vives en su canción, La Celosa: "Cuando vuelva yo a mi casa quiero verte muy alegre, cariñosa y complaciente, si no, tendré que irme nuevamente"🐲🐲🐲Escrito por una autista a la que le dicen no entender entre líneas ni ningún <a href="https://c.im/tags/sarcasmo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sarcasmo</a>, una mujer <a href="https://c.im/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a>, que se quitó de encima una de las jornadas por no soportar como funciona el sistema económico actual... pero tal vez la susodicha, eligió la jornada equivocada, ya que es desgraciadamente, una <a href="https://c.im/tags/ama" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ama</a> de <a href="https://c.im/tags/casa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#casa</a>. Sin el pan y sin el queso, y cada vez más: sin el sesoEl primer día de primavera o en el <a href="https://c.im/tags/Nowruz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Nowruz</a> les daré mi verdadero abrazo de año nuevo, o mejor, en mi cumpleaños que es cuando verdaderamente empezó mi universo.Quiéranse mucho hermanas cuídense entre ustedes, no esperen mayores cuidados de los señores. Probablemente los harán mal para que no les digan que los tienen que hacer de nuevo. Procuren no ponerse malas, ni tener muchos dolores de cabeza, mucho menos coger enfermedades derivadas de disruptores endocrinos, o agravios al medio ambiente o burradas de las corporaciones farmacéuticas..., manténganse sanas, fuertes, independientes y valientes si no quieren experimentar lo que es un hombre cuidando de mala gana a la mujer que le ha servido siempre...Perdón por el <a href="https://c.im/tags/unmasking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#unmasking</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/autista" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#autista</a>, pero he descubierto que el <a href="https://c.im/tags/unmasking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#unmasking</a> es la autopista para la <a href="https://c.im/tags/telepat%C3%ADa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#telepatía</a> y pasa por cada vez más: hacer <a href="https://c.im/tags/trabajo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#trabajo</a> de <a href="https://c.im/tags/sombra" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sombra</a> en <a href="https://c.im/tags/p%C3%BAblico" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#público</a>...Como lo ha hecho ya el oneironauta Charlie Morley, que aún tiene cara de enamorado de su ex mujer Jade Shaw, una poderosa viajera entre realidades. Ambos saben perfectamente, que no es solo reconocer nuestras debilidades, nuestras circunstancias, nuestros errores o malas decisiones en privado o para nosotros mismos, sino mostrar esta vulnerabilidad a los demás. Para poder ser <a href="https://c.im/tags/telep%C3%A1ticos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#telepáticos</a>, tenemos que dejar de tener miedo a nuestras verdades y frustraciones, no tener miedo a que nuestro pensamiento se escuche en voz alta. Besicos.

Alberto ChimalSi andan buscando <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/libros" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#libros</a> para <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/regalar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#regalar</a> durante las fiestas, aquí está una <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/lista" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lista</a> de <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/recomendaciones" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#recomendaciones</a> publicada en la revista <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/Literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Literal</a>. <a href="https://literalmagazine.com/los-mejores-libros-del-2024/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://literalmagazine.com/los-mejores-libros-del-2024/</a><a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/literatura" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literatura</a> <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/escritoras" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#escritoras</a> <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/escritores" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#escritores</a> <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/libro" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#libro</a> <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/LibrosRecomendados" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LibrosRecomendados</a> <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/LiteraturaMexicana" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LiteraturaMexicana</a> <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/literaverso" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literaverso</a> <a href="https://mstdn.mx/tags/libroverso" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#libroverso</a>

JoshThis is the Gospel:<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/theology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#theology</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/religion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#religion</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/christianity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#christianity</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/genesis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#genesis</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/torah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#torah</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/figurative" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#figurative</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/parable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gospel" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#gospel</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/faith" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#faith</a>

JoshIf you demand the creation account be literal, you must conclude that Adam and Eve were literally walking around with their eyes shut until they disobeyed. Or do you agree that this is figurative language?<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/theology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#theology</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/religion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#religion</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/christianity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#christianity</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/genesis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#genesis</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/torah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#torah</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/figurative" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#figurative</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/parable" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#parable</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/eyes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#eyes</a>

William Canna-bass<a href="https://sauropods.win/@futurebird" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@futurebird</a> This is much better framing than "A vote for Jill Stein is literally voting for Donald Trump." A <a href="https://kolektiva.social/tags/Literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Literal</a> Post I saw this morning.

Shantell PowellThis has been a problem for me all my life. When I ask for clarification on ambiguous questions/assignments, I've been called a smartass or a dumbass and am chided for not understanding the obvious. I've been called a disturber or told to use my brain. It's left me paranoid and wondering if subconsciously I am doing this on purpose. A lifetime of gaslighting. The same thing goes when people use synecdoche and I think they're being literal. As an example, years ago, my in-laws, a military family, were talking about war and said "when we were in the Middle East." Confused, I said, "oh, I hadn't realized you lived there too."This made them blow up at me because apparently I was supposed to know the "we" meant the Canadian military in general, and not my in-laws. <a href="https://c.im/tags/ActuallyAutistic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ActuallyAutistic</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/synecdoche" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#synecdoche</a>

Megan Marie HartToday I learned that my MacBook was loud and burning hot not because it's old and I keep dropping it off the sofa, but because of the felt my cats installed on the fan!<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TIL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#TIL</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/catContent" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#catContent</a>

Marje-inaliaPoop diapers are a great reason to never invent smell-o-vision.<a href="https://friendsofdesoto.social/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#shitpost</a> <a href="https://friendsofdesoto.social/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a>

Susan Larson ♀️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Trump</a>'s <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/call" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#call</a> for a "<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/bloodbath" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bloodbath</a>" was <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a> — let's not waste time trying to <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/pretend" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pretend</a> it was <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ambiguous" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ambiguous</a>. Trump hides his <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/threats" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#threats</a> of <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/fascist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fascist</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/violence" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#violence</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/inplainsight" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#inplainsight</a> — here is how to <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/fightback" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fightback</a> <a href="https://www.salon.com/2024/03/19/call-for-a-bloodbath-was-literal--lets-not-waste-time-pretending-it-was-ambiguous/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.salon.com/2024/03/19/call-for-a-bloodbath-was-literal--lets-not-waste-time-pretending-it-was-ambiguous/</a>

FunHouse Radio► <a href="https://FunHouseRadio.com" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://FunHouseRadio.com</a> ←TUNE IN <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/literally" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literally</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/stupid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stupid</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/goody" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#goody</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dadjoke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/corny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#corny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/groan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#groan</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/illustration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#illustration</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/nerds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nerds</a>

Susan Larson ♀️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈<a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/StephenColbert" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#StephenColbert</a> Went To Town On New <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/House" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#House</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Speaker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Speaker</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/MikeJohnson" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MikeJohnson</a> For Believing ‘Early <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Humans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humans</a> Had <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Dinosaurs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Dinosaurs</a> As <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Pets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Pets</a>’ Again, as a <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/devout" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#devout</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Catholic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Catholic</a>, Colbert knows The <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Bible" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bible</a> and he peppered Johnson with all of the things he’ll need to do to live a <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/life" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#life</a> according to the <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Bible" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bible</a>. <a href="https://uproxx.com/viral/stephen-colbert-mike-johnson-biblical-views-dinosaurs/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://uproxx.com/viral/stephen-colbert-mike-johnson-biblical-views-dinosaurs/</a>

Alarmingly BadBrokenPoor guy<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Comics</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/WebComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WebComic</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literal</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/alarminglybad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#alarminglybad</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/mastoart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mastoart</a>

🇵🇸Clari Clayton ✌🏽🌱🧉🔭📚👒🎶La hormiga, por odio a la cucaracha, votó por el insecticida. Murieron todos, incluso el grillo que se abstuvo.<a href="https://mastodon.la/tags/Microcuento" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Microcuento</a> <a href="https://mastodon.la/tags/Literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Literal</a> <a href="https://mastodon.la/tags/Argentina" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Argentina</a>

Susan Larson ♀️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈If the <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/RepublicanParty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RepublicanParty</a> doesn't kick her out after siding with <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Literal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Literal</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Armed" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Armed</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Nazis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Nazis</a>, then the entire <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/RepublicanParty" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RepublicanParty</a> is a <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Nazi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Nazi</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/party" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#party</a>.You can't be a <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Patriotic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Patriotic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/American" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#American</a> if you support <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/fascists" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fascists</a> or <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/fascism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fascism</a> of any sort, but most especially not if you show your support for actual <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Nazi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Nazi</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/flag" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#flag</a> carrying <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/nazis" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nazis</a>

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