Putin's IBS<p>"Is he drinking vodka or just mainlining it?" 🤣🤣🤣</p><p>In his Telegram channel, <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Medvedev" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Medvedev</span></a> said that <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Russian" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russian</span></a> missiles are the best cure for <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Russophobia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russophobia</span></a>: </p><p>"A significant part of <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/European" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>European</span></a> politicians fell ill with <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Russomania" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Russomania</span></a> <...> in an acute form <...>. The best therapeutic effect was observed during the combined use of strong sedatives such as <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Kalibr" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Kalibr</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Oniks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Oniks</span></a>, <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Iskander" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Iskander</span></a>, and the powerful multi-component tranquillizer <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Oreshnik" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Oreshnik</span></a></p>