RS, Author, Novelist, Prosaist<p><strong>Safe way to eat a <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/chocolate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>chocolate</span></a> bar</strong></p><ol><li>Take a bite. </li><li>Go into another room.</li><li>Savor the bit as it melts in your mouth. </li><li>Go back and take another... </li></ol><p>Oh, screw it... <em>Nom, nom, nom...!</em></p><p><a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/Writing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Writing</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/WritingCommunity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WritingCommunity</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/WritersAMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>WritersAMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/Author" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Author</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/noselfcontrol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>noselfcontrol</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Funny</span></a> <a href="https://eldritch.cafe/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a></p>