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Useless Facts, Badly DrawnUseless Facts, Badly Drawn #44: The truth behind that statistic. Hopefully you won't feel bad about calling in sick on Monday or Friday next time. . . <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/antiwork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#antiwork</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#capitalism</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/worksucks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#worksucks</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mondays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mondays</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/statistics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#statistics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sickdays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sickdays</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/facts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#facts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/officespace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#officespace</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/webcomic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#webcomic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/uselessfacts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#uselessfacts</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/UselessFactsBadlyDrawn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#UselessFactsBadlyDrawn</a>

ttamrocksLooks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/monday?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#monday</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/cats?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cats</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/catsofmastodon?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#catsofmastodon</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/fedicats?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fedicats</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/officespace?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#officespace</a>

Ross of OttawaOMG <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/printers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#printers</a> – Just do what you were able to do in 1998. I haven't needed any other functionality than what was provided then.I'm not trying to do anything fancy. Just fricking print the four lines of text on a standard envelope like you have a hundred times before. < insert <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OfficeSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OfficeSpace</a> scene.mpg >

kurtshToday, I went to the office & had the exciting experience of waving my hands in the air to reactivate the lights in my office after sitting too still for 30min. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/officespace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#officespace</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Microsoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Microsoft</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/needanintern" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#needanintern</a>

Fernando BrianoToday's coping mechanism against Sunday dread: homemade pizza and Office Space. <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/Pizza" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Pizza</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/OfficeSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OfficeSpace</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/SundayDread" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SundayDread</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/ACaseOfTheMondays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ACaseOfTheMondays</a>

ShawnT 🐀The absolute hardest part of my job is not engineering tech solutions, writing software, or sitting in meetings.It's logging into the recognition portal at the end of the month and deciding how I'm supposed to dole out my monthly allotment of brownie points to whom and for how many and for what reason. Or else I look like an ungrateful jerk to management, completely unwilling to play the game.Feigning familiarity once again. Attaboy, I guess. <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/officespace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#officespace</a> <a href="https://mastodon.coffee/tags/work" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#work</a>

kurtsh"PC LOAD LETTER? WTF does that mean?" Saw it in the theater. LMFAO right then & there. 🤣▶️ 25 Years of "Office Space, " with Mike Judge, Cast, and The Hollywood Reporter <a href="https://youtube.com/watch?v=bLk5oWOILbA&si=0KZOwilDUwqLySy1" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://youtube.com/watch?v=bLk5oWOILbA&si=0KZOwilDUwqLySy1</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/officespace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#officespace</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mikejudge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mikejudge</a>

RealGene ☣️If anyone wonders what Elon Reese Musk and his little cadre of Hitler Youth are really doing in the Treasury computer systems, they're introducing code to sweep all those fractions of a penny from interest calculations into their own account, like in Superman 3 and Office Space.That's also why Donald John Trump decreed getting rid of the penny, so nobody will notice.<a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/PenniesFromHeaven" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PenniesFromHeaven</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Treasury" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Treasury</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/Superman3" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Superman3</a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/OfficeSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OfficeSpace</a>

Will Briencome back into the office they said it’ll be good for morale and teambuilding they said <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/caseofthemondays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#caseofthemondays</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/nowait" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#nowait</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/tuesdays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tuesdays</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/officespace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#officespace</a>

CHZ STKfuck a job, but also joint a union. <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/xerox?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#xerox</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/print?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#print</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/cutandpaste?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cutandpaste</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/distressed?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#distressed</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/halftone?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#halftone</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/zine?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#zine</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/fanzine?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fanzine</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/diy?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#diy</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/punk?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#punk</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/hardcore?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#hardcore</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/powerviolence?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#powerviolence</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/thrash?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#thrash</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/fuckwork?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fuckwork</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/officespace?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#officespace</a>

Ozzie D, NP-hard :bikepump: :vegan:O the weird dynamics of an office staff kitchen. There are five Keurig machines and two knockoff Nespresso pod machines (one broken except for its sidecar milk frother). People keep "donating" these machines, but there's no counter space for them. There's also a burr grinder and several reusable K-cup filters (which are often left in the machine after use, thanks). No one cleans them as far as I can tell -- except me, kitchen martyr.There are two microwaves, a toaster oven, and the most recent addition, an 8-qt air fryer. An air fryer in a staff break room? :question:There's a dishwasher. The cleaning staff start it after hours most evenings. It's no one's job to empty it in the morning, so I often do it, finding dirty dishes abutting clean ones, or dishes which were too caked with food residue for any dishwasher to remove. And occasionally I find spray arms blocked by giant platters, broken glasses, teaching and lab equipment.At least most staff members clean their dishes and use the dishwasher. Others just leave their dirty dishes in the sink when no one is looking. The SEP field is strong in them. Despite signs posted exhorting everyone to clean up after their damn selves.Notwithstanding the compost and recycling bins (which I also tend), I frequently find entire platters full of wasted food, half-full jugs of milk or Arizona iced tea, and countless fruit cores and peels, all chucked mindlessly into the rubbish bin. Which I compulsively pick out and redesignate.I just need to stop going into the kitchen.<a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/OfficeSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OfficeSpace</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/WorkLife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#WorkLife</a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/Rant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Rant</a>

Bytes EuropeWhy Some Companies Are Fumbling Their Return-to-Office Plans <a href="https://www.byteseu.com/646487/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.byteseu.com/646487/</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/amazon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#amazon</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/at" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#at</a>&t <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/bi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bi</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/business" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#business</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/CEO" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CEO</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/challenge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#challenge</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/company" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#company</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/CorporateWorker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#CorporateWorker</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/DanKaplan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DanKaplan</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/day" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#day</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/employee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#employee</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/employer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#employer</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Home" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Home</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/LastYear" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LastYear</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/office" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#office</a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/OfficeSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OfficeSpace</a>

Blake PattersonEnjoying some Amiga demos on the A2000 before dinner this evening.<a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/Amiga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Amiga</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/demos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#demos</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/demoscene" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#demoscene</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/scenedemos" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#scenedemos</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/vintagecomputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#vintagecomputing</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/retrocomputing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#retrocomputing</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/officespace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#officespace</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/desktop" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#desktop</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/mancave" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mancave</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/geekcave" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#geekcave</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/video" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#video</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/DOS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DOS</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/PC" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#PC</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/posters" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#posters</a> <a href="https://oldbytes.space/tags/ByteCellar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ByteCellar</a>

Scott Miller 🇺🇦 🇺🇸I was thinking tonight about the movie Office Space, then remembered the year it was released (1999), and realized that meant I'd missed celebrating its 25th Anniversary.Also, I realized this meant I am old, as I recalled gathering around with a few IT career friends in our 20s to watch it shortly after its release to DVD.What a hugely informative and influential movie for Generation X, IMHO.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/GenerationX" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#GenerationX</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/ScottMovies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ScottMovies</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/OfficeSpace1999" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OfficeSpace1999</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/OfficeSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OfficeSpace</a>

anubis2814<a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=lotr" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lotr</a> <a href="https://friendica.myportal.social/search?tag=officespace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#officespace</a>

Pablonius Monk 🇺🇦"You have my sword... And my bow""And I believe you have my stapler"<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LOTR" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LOTR</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OfficeSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OfficeSpace</a>

Rufus J. Cooter<a href="https://c18.masto.host/@jsadow" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@jsadow</a> I have people skills, dammit!<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Monsterdon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Monsterdon</a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/OfficeSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OfficeSpace</a>

Michigander :toad:“Uhh, we have a problem here…you apparently didn’t put one of the new cover sheets on the TPS report”<a href="https://toad.social/tags/dogs" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#dogs</a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/DogsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#DogsOfMastodon</a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/photography" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#photography</a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/OfficeSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#OfficeSpace</a>

podkaynelives for 🌷<a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/mecfs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mecfs</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/Fibromyalgia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Fibromyalgia</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/LongCovid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LongCovid</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/OfficeSpace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OfficeSpace</a> <a href="https://universeodon.com/tags/AltText" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AltText</a>

Krishna Draws✏️With all of my hurricane prep out of the way, I need to create new art as a way to distract myself. We are in Zone E, and have hurricane shutters in place. It's no guarantee against what may come, but it's the best we can do.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/officespace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#officespace</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/stapler" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#stapler</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/milton" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#milton</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/hurricanemilton" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#hurricanemilton</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comicart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comicart</a>

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