Poobah Says<p>From the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Orbital" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Orbital</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Fondling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Fondling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bay</span></a> the Poobah says: “If <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Yuri" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Yuri</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gagarin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gagarin</span></a> was the first man in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/space" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>space</span></a>, I’ll be the first to plant my flag in your ______.”</p><p>Some explore the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/stars" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>stars</span></a>. Others explore <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/orifices" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>orifices</span></a>. Only the brave do both.</p><p>Complete the blank, you cosmic deviant. Bonus points for accuracy, originality, and orbital innuendo.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YuriGagarin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>YuriGagarin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QOTD" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QOTD</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SaturdayVibes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SaturdayVibes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThePoobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThePoobah</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SacredNonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SacredNonsense</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SurrealHumour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SurrealHumour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CryptoCult" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CryptoCult</span></a> $POOBAH</p>
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Poobah Says<p>From the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Moonlit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Moonlit</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mushroom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mushroom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Parliament" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Parliament</span></a> the Poobah says:<br>“When the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Unicorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Unicorn</span></a> sneezes, all the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rainbows" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rainbows</span></a> lose their sense of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/direction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>direction</span></a>.”</p><p>On this <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NationalUnicornDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NationalUnicornDay</span></a>, celebrate the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nonsense</span></a>. Wear <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sparkles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sparkles</span></a>. Ride a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cardboard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cardboard</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/unicorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>unicorn</span></a> through your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/livingroom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>livingroom</span></a> and proclaim yourself <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Minister" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Minister</span></a> of <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Mirth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Mirth</span></a>. Long live the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Poobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Poobah</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WednesdayWisdom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WednesdayWisdom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ThePoobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ThePoobah</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TempleOfTwaddle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TempleOfTwaddle</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SacredNonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SacredNonsense</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/CryptoArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CryptoArt</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DigitalCollectibles" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DigitalCollectibles</span></a></p>
Poobah Says<p>From the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Neon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Neon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Nostrils" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Nostrils</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bureau" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bureau</span></a> Poobah says: “If you wake up next to a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/llama" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>llama</span></a> wearing your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lipstick" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lipstick</span></a>, don’t ask <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/questions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>questions</span></a>, ask for <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fashion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>fashion</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/tips" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tips</span></a>.”</p><p>Moral: Confidence is knowing your lipstick looks good - even on a llama.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MondayMotivation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MondayMotivation</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SacredNonsense" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SacredNonsense</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WeirdNFT" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WeirdNFT</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PostIronic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PostIronic</span></a></p>
Poobah Says<p>From the Mushroom-Powered Parliament, the Poobah says:</p><p>“When the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/custard" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>custard</span></a> speaks louder than the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/parliament" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>parliament</span></a>, it’s time to replace your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/megaphone" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>megaphone</span></a> with a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/teaspoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>teaspoon</span></a>.”</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/QuoteOfTheDay" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>QuoteOfTheDay</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PoobahSays" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PoobahSays</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/WednesdayWisdom" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WednesdayWisdom</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MemeCoin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MemeCoin</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TempleOfTwaddle" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TempleOfTwaddle</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AllHailThePoobah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AllHailThePoobah</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SurrealArt" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SurrealArt</span></a></p>
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