#RateTheNuts
#XiJinping (President of #China)
I hope we can all agree that this man is a nut!
From his poor choice of “allies” (#Russia & #NorthKorea, really?) to his general incompetence at anything besides ruthless political power, there is not much to like about this nutty guy. However, I will award points for his cuddly, Pooh-like appearance.
Overall [2.5/5]: Pleasent appearance, but incompetent and harmful.
#RateTheNuts
#Hazelnuts (#Filberts)
Texture [5/5]: A hard and satisfying crunch.
Flavor [4/5]: Good as a companion to coffee or chocolate (#nutella!), but nothing special on its own.
Appearance (shell on) [5/5]: A classic and pleasing acorn look.
Appearance (shell off) [3/5]: OK but boring.
Overall [4.2/5]: A good, quintessential nut.
Texture [2/5]: The crunch is soft and unsatisfying.
Flavor [3/5]: Nothing special. There is a reason why few things are cashew flavored.
Appearance (shell on) [1/5]: Weird & unsettling.
Appearance (shell off) [2/5]: like a small, curved, and wrinkled piece of male genetalia.
Overall [2/5]: Not a good nut.
Texture [5/5]: Great, satisfying crunch when dry and roasted.
Flavor [4/5]: A pleasant flavor (love #marzipan!), but mild and just not as distinctive as peanuts, pecans, or pistachios.
Appearance (shell on) [3/5]: Forgettable.
Appearance (shell off) [5/5]: Sleek, sexy & iconic.
Overall [4.2/5]: A crunchy, attractive nut.
Texture [4/5]: Decent crunch, but a slight softness that prevents it from a 5.
Flavor [5:5]: Wonderful! More things in life should be pistachio flavored.
Appearance (shell on) [3/5]: Alright, but I’m not a huge fan the half-open shell.
Appearance (shell off) [4/5] Excellent unique green color, but shape leaves something to be desired.
Overall [4.1/5]: A good, flavorful snack.
Texture [4/5]:Better crunch than a pecan.
Flavor [4/5]: More bitter than a pecan, but still flavorful.
Appearance (shell on) [4/5]: Pleasing and oddly comforting, like a grandparent.
Appearance (shell off) [3/5]: Brain-like and irregular — less sleek than a pecan.
Overall [4/5]: A ruggedly enjoyable nut.
Texture [3/5]: It’s alright, but the crunch is a bit weak & leaves me unsatisfied.
Flavor [5/5]: Great! Distinctive & almost sweet maple-y flavor.
Appearance (shell on) [2/5]: Boring!
Appearance (shell off) [4/5]: Attractive, but why do they only come in halves?
Overall [4/5]:Great nut for a crisp Autumn morning.
Texture [5/5]: A satisfying, clean crunch for the whole mouth!
Flavor [2/5]: Not much.
Appearance (shell on) [3/5]: It’s okay & fun to crack.
Appearance (shell off) [3/5]: It’s fine — I guess I like the patterns of brown from the inner shell.
Overall [3.3/5]: Great crunch but bland.
Texture [4/5]: Crunchy when roasted. Chewy when boiled. Creamy when blended.
Flavor [5/5]: Mouthwatering & distinctive. Pairs great with chocolate, banana, berry jam, & spicy curry.
Appearance (shell on) [5/5]: Iconic.
Appearance (shell off) [2/5]: Boring!
Overall [4.3/5]: A versatile classic.
