Oh god. #United has been playing ads for 10 minutes on the seat back screens while we wait to start taxiing.
Also they now require me to put my credit card in when I check in (so they can auto charge for my bag and also try to make me buy things in flight).
Also they spite assigned me a middle seat for not paying for a different seat. The aisle seat next to me is open. Needless to say I scooted over.
I fucking hate capitalism.