Bethany Brookshire<p>pardon me while I take a moment to feel smug about not having given in to the hordes of suburban parents striding around my neighborhood in weighted vests (<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ymmv" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ymmv</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/youdoyou" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>youdoyou</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/youareofcoursetheexceptionyouareauniqueflower" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>youareofcoursetheexceptionyouareauniqueflower</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/thisisnotanattack" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>thisisnotanattack</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/touchgrass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>touchgrass</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/inyourvest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>inyourvest</span></a>) <a href="https://www.npr.org/2025/08/25/nx-s1-5503969/fitness-bone-muscle-trends-weighted-vest" rel="nofollow noopener" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">npr.org/2025/08/25/nx-s1-55039</span><span class="invisible">69/fitness-bone-muscle-trends-weighted-vest</span></a></p>