C.<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.laurenweinstein.org/@lauren" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>lauren</span></a></span> </p><p>But he's the bigliest bestest dealmaker ever - how can you call it fantasy? He would never stoop to lying about a trade deal to try to make himself look more important and more successful than he actually is, would he?</p><p>T: We're having great trade negotiations with China!<br>China: Uh, we haven't talked to you at all.</p><p>T: We've just made the bigliest bestest deal with the UK!<br>UK: Well, we kinda made a deal, if you really want to blow it out of proportion...</p><p>T: We're punishing Canada for ... being the biggest purchaser of US exports in the world!<br>Canada: Elbows up! <makes many new deals with Europe and Asia></p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/genius" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>genius</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/moron" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>moron</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/bigly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bigly</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/bigliest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bigliest</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/bestest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bestest</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Canada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Canada</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USA</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Trump</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/USPol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USPol</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/trade" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trade</span></a></p>