"Eggs are so expensive because all the chickens are in congress."
"I gave them names, which real farmers never do. The red (RIP) was Hen-rietta. The two Easter Eggers I called Roger Featherer and Lilly Pullet-zer. A mottled Araucana with a puff of gray feathers beneath her chin was Janice, the Bearded Lady. And the pair of identical Buff Orpingtons I called Muffy and Buffy." —Christopher Solomon for Orion Magazine
Installed an automatic feeder for the chickens to deliver their scratch after dark so it's there in the morning when they get up. Instead of me doing it after dark. Made a 3D printed hopper for it since I only wanted one portion instead of metered by seconds portions and there's not really much to hang a lot of weight from in the middle of the run. It will probably hold 2 lbs of scratch. It runs on 4 AA batteries or 12v DC.
Those of a sensitive nature, scroll on. Optimists may be rewarded for persevering.
Red, star of such posts as 'Would You Like To Talk To Me About Dinosaurs' and 'Chicken SWAT Team Available For Hire' - not to mention Tormentor Of The Cat - was attacked by a fox earlier this evening, in the back garden and in broad daylight.
If it hadn't been for Lily's yelling - a skill honed after every sodding time she's laid an egg, like it was a miracle of nature* - I wouldn't have gone running out to find the fox pinning Red to the ground, amongst a mountain of feathers. I assumed she was a goner, but ran back inside with her, to where the other chickens had fled and were tucking into some chicken-flavoured dog food, to find her still breathing.
Anyway, she's eaten her own bodyweight in sweetcorn, is about to get a bunch of useful drugs and they've all taken up residence in the kitchen. Apart from a bald arse she's essentially bloody but unbowed.
Whether the fox survived the ordeal is anybody's guess. Thoughts and prayers.
(*: It kind of is)
Red is on my left knee in the picture, but you knew that already.
Good morning my friends. The first silkie baby has hatched. The three broody hens keep stealing the other two eggs from each other. Hoping they hatch soon because this little guy is mighty lonesome.
I have to share the two fediverse chicks that hatched today. Their sibling is still hatching on the background. The mama chicken is close by, I just took her away to see the little ones.
Between the cacti are lots of tasty weeds for the #FediverseChicks to enjoy (and to play hide and seek) on this glorious day.
*breastfeeding bubs inside*
*Chicken starts squawking*
*Squawking continues*
I'm breastfeeding, kiddo's dad will surely check on this abominable sound
*Footsteps running*
*Kiddo squealing with delight, laughing*
*Squawking continues*
Kiddos dads voice makes it to the scene, I'm not detecting panic.
Squawking stops.
I'm still stuck here, breastfeeding, with bubs and my phone...
Wtf happened out there?!
some say they are spoilt
rotund and happy farm friends
I say well nourished
#MastoPrompt - rotund
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Some new vintage style chicken art for Thursday, have a great day!
Available here..https://tina-lecour.pixels.com/featured/patchwork-chickens-tina-lecour.html
I’ve recently been investing in my analog life and built this chicken coop. The only fancy thing about it is an automatic watering system so we can effectively go on trips without asking a neighbor to tend to the flock.
Totally enclosed and rodent proof - I think these ladies are happy.
Fast Company: Need a break from doomscrolling the news? Try this addictive chicken rating website. “Chicken.pics is a site from the mind of Erika Hall, cofounder of the design consultancy Mule. In a new subsection on the site, called Clickens, users are presented with two paintings of chickens and asked to judge them based on a hyper-specific adjective: For example, one might have to choose […]
Nobody wants my chlorinated chickens
It's totally unfair!!
A lot of people said they're the best chicken in the world. Really. I know it. There's no chicken better than out U.S. chlorinated chicken!!
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/trump-tariffs-chlorinated-chicken-uk-b2726709.html