guyinahat<p>putin, I'm going to <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sleep" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>sleep</span></a>. As I lay here <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/immobile" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>immobile</span></a> and in my <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dream" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>dream</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/world" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>world</span></a>, where I would normally have fun, I will dream of your end. I will dream of you promptly exiting a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/spaceship" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>spaceship</span></a> directly into a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/blackhole" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>blackhole</span></a>. I will dream of your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/carcass" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>carcass</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/disintegrating" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>disintegrating</span></a> slowly in the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gravitational" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>gravitational</span></a> tidal <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/waves" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>waves</span></a>. </p><p>I will dream of George Carlin's perfect <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Payperview" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>Payperview</span></a> show about your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/upsidedown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>upsidedown</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/crucifixion" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>crucifixion</span></a> and <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trebuchet" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>trebuchet</span></a> of your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/disfigured" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>disfigured</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/head" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>head</span></a> on to a <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/concrete" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>concrete</span></a> wall...for points! You suck <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/putin" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>putin</span></a>!</p>