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AI6YR Ben<p>NPS: Man gored by bison in Yellowstone</p><p>"....MAMMOTH HOT SPRINGS, WY – On May 4, 2025, a 47-year-old man from Cape Coral, Florida, was injured by a bison in Yellowstone National Park...."</p><p><a href="https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/news/25002.htm" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">nps.gov/yell/learn/news/25002.</span><span class="invisible">htm</span></a></p><p><a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/tourons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>tourons</span></a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridaman</span></a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/bison" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bison</span></a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/wildlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wildlife</span></a> <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/nps" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nps</span></a></p>
David J. Atkinson<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://sfba.social/@drahardja" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>drahardja</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.social/@Npars01" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Npars01</span></a></span> <a href="https://c.im/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
Ike<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Some_Emo_Chick" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Some_Emo_Chick</span></a></span> </p><p>White Collar Florida Man</p><p><a href="https://pkm.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TipsFromMasterCriminals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TipsFromMasterCriminals</span></a>: Sharing is caring, but offering cops an alcoholic beverage while fleeing from scene of a crime is not a good idea. </p><p>&gt; Florida man offers police booze during car chase: ‘Don’t know if he was expecting us to just say ‘cheers” <a href="https://nypost.com/2025/04/23/us-news/florida-man-richard-christopher-smith-offers-police-alcohol-during-car-chase/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">nypost.com/2025/04/23/us-news/</span><span class="invisible">florida-man-richard-christopher-smith-offers-police-alcohol-during-car-chase/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a></p>
Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!<p>"Hold my beer, Brett Favre!" -Ron DeSantis, probably</p><p>"The $10M steered to Hope Florida by the state was Medicaid money, document shows"</p><p>Read more at: <a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html#storylink=cpy" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">miamiherald.com/news/politics-</span><span class="invisible">government/state-politics/article304665166.html#storylink=cpy</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Medicaid" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Medicaid</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/elections" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>elections</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>florida</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article304665166.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">miamiherald.com/news/politics-</span><span class="invisible">government/state-politics/article304665166.html</span></a></p>
In Search of a Better World<p>Now... If I understand the <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Narnia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Narnia</span></a> allegory correctly. Today we celebrate the rising of <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Jesus" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jesus</span></a> and him subsequently ripping <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/PontiusPilate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PontiusPilate</span></a>'s face off with his teeth. Right? </p><p>Who knew Jesus was a <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a>?</p><p> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYXeP12TF4" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=VvYXeP12TF</span><span class="invisible">4</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/HappyEaster" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HappyEaster</span></a></p>
MrEdgarBass<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://todon.eu/@MusiqueNow" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>MusiqueNow</span></a></span> My <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FloridaBoycott" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaBoycott</span></a> continues. I’m not spending any of my hard earned cash over there. Neither am I using any of my precious vacation time. It’s not safe. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/RepublicansHateYou" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RepublicansHateYou</span></a></p>
Mary Austin VOTED 4 HARRIS!<p>It has been __0__ days since a <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/Republican" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Republican</span></a> was outed as a sex offender. </p><p><a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>maga</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/florida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>florida</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2025/04/16/former-desantis-spokesman-arrested-for-allegedly-exposing-sex-organs/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">clickorlando.com/news/local/20</span><span class="invisible">25/04/16/former-desantis-spokesman-arrested-for-allegedly-exposing-sex-organs/</span></a></p>
Efexor Zolpidem :v_com:<p><a href="https://ursal.zone/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> ataca novamente </p><p><a href="https://g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2025/04/17/tiroteio-universidade-estadual-da-florida.ghtml" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/202</span><span class="invisible">5/04/17/tiroteio-universidade-estadual-da-florida.ghtml</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>Today's <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> story. And yes, again, that IS his real name according to sources. </p><p>&gt; Knife-wielding Florida man with last name ‘Cocaine’ arrested after allegedly attacking Subway employees with ‘bad attitudes’ <a href="https://nypost.com/2025/04/15/us-news/florida-man-with-last-name-cocaine-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-subway-employees-with-bad-attitudes/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">nypost.com/2025/04/15/us-news/</span><span class="invisible">florida-man-with-last-name-cocaine-arrested-after-allegedly-attacking-subway-employees-with-bad-attitudes/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
DAILY TROOTs<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GwlQKycZw" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_GwlQKycZw</a> oh boy that <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/jupiter?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jupiter</a> " <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/florida?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#florida</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/floridaman?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#floridaman</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/maga?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#maga</a> - <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/mentalhealth?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mentalhealth</a> in toilet aka <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/reality?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#reality</a> check please ~ wow great job conservatives.. ffs <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/failure?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#failure</a> ' built in .. ? <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/palmbeach?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#palmbeach</a> breach'
Ike<p>Heard through a friend: </p><p>`Kid Rock is Michigan's own "FloridaMan"`</p><p><a href="https://pkm.social/tags/KidRock" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KidRock</span></a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/Michigan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Michigan</span></a> <a href="https://pkm.social/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a></p>
IamSheilaat91<p>I guess Mike Waltz really is The Florida Man! <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/MikeWaltz" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MikeWaltz</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/leaks" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>leaks</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/floridaman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>floridaman</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>Today's <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> story. </p><p>&gt; ‘I don’t f—ing care’: Florida man allegedly ‘became upset’ about music during karaoke night and pointed his gun at another bar patron <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/i-dont-f</span><span class="invisible">-ing-care-florida-man-allegedly-became-upset-about-music-during-karaoke-night-and-pointed-his-gun-at-another-bar-patron/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/karaoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>karaoke</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a></p>
Hisstogramma<p>Florida Man. Wash your hands! <a href="https://m.ai6yr.org/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJJh8JleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHcIWBPNy2hJPIvRrNGjtDtus7JdkNe-p87t_RMsxfS_8SxDtUTFveI2jLQ_aem_VUVknnsjhul0ysg_4RIHOg" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">arstechnica.com/health/2025/03</span><span class="invisible">/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJJh8JleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHcIWBPNy2hJPIvRrNGjtDtus7JdkNe-p87t_RMsxfS_8SxDtUTFveI2jLQ_aem_VUVknnsjhul0ysg_4RIHOg</span></a></p>
OhSnap!Dragon<p>"Orlando police officer tracks down, returns lost stuffed animal to 6-year-old girl at airport"<br>A rare <a href="https://lounge.town/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> post that doesn't suck donkey balls.<br><a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/orlando-police-officer-tracks-down-returns-lost-stuffed-animal-to-6-year-old-girl-at-airport/ar-AA1BkY0K" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">msn.com/en-us/news/us/orlando-</span><span class="invisible">police-officer-tracks-down-returns-lost-stuffed-animal-to-6-year-old-girl-at-airport/ar-AA1BkY0K</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> being Florida Man. The bacteria was so rare it took doctors 2 years to figure it out. 🐷 </p><p>&gt; Florida man eats feral pig meat, contracts rare biothreat bacteria <a href="https://arstechnica.com/health/2025/03/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">arstechnica.com/health/2025/03</span><span class="invisible">/florida-man-eats-feral-pig-meat-contracts-rare-biothreat-bacteria/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>Note that <a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> does not waste his beer. </p><p>&gt; Florida man takes joyride in stolen ambulance, then finishes beer before taken into custody: Cops <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-man-takes-joyride-in-stolen-ambulance-then-finishes-beer-before-taken-into-custody-cops/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/florida-</span><span class="invisible">man-takes-joyride-in-stolen-ambulance-then-finishes-beer-before-taken-into-custody-cops/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p>This just feels very Florida. Only thing would've made it more Florida is if had been trying to avoid a gator. Please do NOT drink and drive.</p><p>&gt; Woman died after falling off golf cart driven by drunk driver who swerved to avoid parked car: Police <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-died-after-falling-off-golf-cart-driven-by-drunk-driver-who-swerved-to-avoid-parked-car-police/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/woman-di</span><span class="invisible">ed-after-falling-off-golf-cart-driven-by-drunk-driver-who-swerved-to-avoid-parked-car-police/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a></p>
A. Rivera<p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/TipsFromMasterCriminals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TipsFromMasterCriminals</span></a>: If you plan an assassination, don't ask the cops to give you a ride. </p><p>&gt; ‘I’m about to launch f—ing missiles’: Florida man vowed to make it Trump’s ‘last day on earth,’ called 911 to ask for a ride to the assassination, cops say <a href="https://lawandcrime.com/crime/im-about-to-launch-f-ing-missiles-florida-man-vowed-to-make-it-trumps-last-day-on-earth-called-911-to-ask-for-a-ride-to-the-assassination-cops-say/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">lawandcrime.com/crime/im-about</span><span class="invisible">-to-launch-f-ing-missiles-florida-man-vowed-to-make-it-trumps-last-day-on-earth-called-911-to-ask-for-a-ride-to-the-assassination-cops-say/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/FloridaMan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FloridaMan</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Floriduh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Floriduh</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/crime" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>crime</span></a></p>
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