Het warmste moment van de dag is pas om 18h (34°C)
#FML

Chat, I am going to have to learn m*rketing if I'm ever going to make streaming/whatever my Full Time Job

Socially anxious woman needs to learn marketing. I am a manga plotline.

My friend gave me a really nice #weed cartridge that was probably like 40 bucks, and it had a ceramic coil which according to #hippies is good since your inhale less metal, in theory.

I mean you're still vaporizing oils laced with plant matter and inhaling that but no matter, I never buy them since they're also glass, bulkier & SUPER fragile even if they hit like a semi-truck.

I ONLY GOT one hit since I left it in my back pocket, and sat on a concrete block.

I had one of the grossest moments of my entire life a moment ago.

I volunteered to help clean the apartment of someone who has a hard time getting around, who goes to Full Service Partnership with me.

Myself and a few others knew we were going into a hoarding situation. I knew what I was getting myself into mostly, but I didn't expect to find a literal LAYER of bedbugs when I yanked some bedding out.

Which shot them all over the place, and I want to set myself on fire.

If I have to explain to someone one more time, that AI aren't magic things that can read your mind I'm going to lose it.

If you put a crap prompt in (like fix x), then you are going to get crap out.

There is a direct correlation between how detailed and specific a prompt is, to how high quality a result you'll get.

Thank you for reading
#fml #ai

'It looks more likely with each day we burn fossil fuels': polar scientist on Antarctic tipping points - https://www.theguardian.com/environment/ng-interactive/2025/jun/27/tipping-points-antarctica-arctic-sea-ice-polar-scientist #FML #fivesigmaevent

My early complaint about millennials was the incessant need to please boomers.

2025: Millennials prove unable to drop sycophantic alignment with Trump, Putin, Xi, Netanyahu, Modi, …

Me: Guillotines!

Vakantie 2025: vakantiefoto's kijken van mij onbekenden.
#fml

My parents bought us a meal on DoorDash in February and even though I could swear I deleted their card, it became the default payment option on the app and now I owe them $2,400. #FML

Microsoft Azure daily rage:

Today Copilot suggested a specific URL construction to call the API Management Resource Manager API 2024-05-01 version that:

a) Has no supporting API documentation to show it as a valid parameter set for this function

and

b) Works perfectly and exactly like Copilot says it would

So now I'm frustrated with a API call that does exactly what I need in a single GET but has no SDK support in Python or Java because it's not officially part of the spec.

Oh no, I saw an #police officer and flipped him off on accident from a tic.

I'm glad they were facing the other way.

If I disappear I got arrested guys, and I couldn't help it xD.

I could probably sue them for discrimination against someone with #tourettes and get like a million dollars though.

That poor little hurt bird I captured and brought to #WildlifeRehab out in East Bumfuck (Grafton) MA? Apparently regarded as an invasive species and at least one online source recommends euthanizing when hurt.

The rehab folks don’t provide updates on animals brought in.
#FML

I'm already having a #anxiety filled day from a med adjustment, and random assholes in public really don't do me any good.

I was walking with my headphones on, which I do to drown out traffic that never ends in #losangeles.

I walk as far to the side as I can so people on bikes or boards can pass. I cut a guy on a skateboard off by accident, who then walked in front of me swinging his board around cussing at me, then ran when I bluff charged him.

Now I'm panicking on a bench.

@ThunderHoneySnow Have we discussed the term “female golfer”? Rings a bell. Like why say female? Maybe it was the golf club company I use? “Like all golfers are the same and use the same golf clubs. We just fit them to your needs” I think you liked that. If that’s what I’m thinking of. I do not know. I haven’t slept! #FML

PS Sabrina was on the car radio.

UPDATE: I got it

I have a FedEx delivery due today. FedEx is the ONLY commercial delivery provider that has not figured out that they can’t find my address by looking at the opposite side of the street: we’re out of synch. They also seem to not have set drivers for areas like UPS does. So about one time out of three they screw up and insist the address does not exist.

A FedEx truck just drove past somewhat slowly.

The FedEx site for some reason cannot track my package at this time.
#FML