okanogen VerminEnemyFromWithin<p>I'm not saying all <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/leprechauns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>leprechauns</span></a> are gay, but...<br>They are definitely all gay.<br>Always leaving their "pot of gold" at the end of the rainbow?<br>And, as <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StewartLee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>StewartLee</span></a> has pointed out, they speak <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Gaelic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gaelic</span></a>, don't they? And any student of etymology can work that out.<br>Plus, they seem to have only one gender.<br>They must reproduce asexually.<br>And look at those shoes....<br>None of this is rocket surgery.<br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TIL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TIL</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ChunderRoad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChunderRoad</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/TheMoreYouKnow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>TheMoreYouKnow</span></a></p>