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Assn for Computing Machinery<p>It's been a long journey...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/codinglife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinglife</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/fridayvibes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>fridayvibes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.acm.org/tags/programmingjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmingjokes</span></a></p>
DrFre<a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/programminghumor?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programminghumor</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/funny?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/simpsons?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#simpsons</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/ralphie?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#ralphie</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/humor?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#humor</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/it?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#it</a>-humor <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/it?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#it</a>-jokes <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/programmingjokes?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#programmingjokes</a> <a href="https://pixelfed.social/discover/tags/developerhumor?src=hash" class="u-url hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#developerhumor</a>
Dev Leader<p>My computer said my password is insecure.<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>If it didn't have such strict requirements I bet it would be more confident.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the JavaScript developer sad?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Because he didn't know how to React.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/CodingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>CodingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why don't C++ programmers get lost?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>They always have a pointer.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/BadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>BadJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Who the HECK wrote this awful code? *checks git*<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>Oh, I am my own worst enemy.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/TechLaughts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>TechLaughts</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingHumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a></p>
Hauke Volquardsen<p>Sie kennen testgetriebene Entwicklung. </p><p>Bereiten Sie Sich Vor auf… </p><p>Frustgetriebene Entwicklung! </p><p><a href="https://norden.social/tags/programmingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/softwareentwicklung" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>softwareentwicklung</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>A hobbyte.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/DeveloperJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>DeveloperJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammingJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammingJokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/ProgrammerHumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>ProgrammerHumor</span></a></p>
Dev Leader<p>Why was the database administrator angry?<br>...<br>..<br>.<br>He had too many relationships.</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/programminghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programminghumor</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/programmingjokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>programmingjokes</span></a> <a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/codinghumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">#<span>codinghumor</span></a></p>
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