"The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouth they've been in." — Dennis Potter — — — #DennisPotter #quote #quotes #words #know origin #quip #snarky #humor #humorous

"A pun, like champagne, loses its sparkle when too long drawn out. Its flash is its savor." — Harriet Hosmer — — — #HarrietHosmer #quote #quotes #pun #quip #snappy #effective #humor #savor #sharp #quick

"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it." — Ogden Nash — — — #OgdenNash #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #own #want #need #humor #humorous

"I have to work out like a tri-athlete just to maintain chubby." — Sharon Houston — — — #SharonHouston #quote #quotes #quip# #chubby #weight #diet #exercise #athlete #humor #humorous #funny

"For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate." — Ashleigh Brilliant — — — #AshleighBrilliant #quote #quotes #choice #ultimate #infinite #chocolate #quip #snarky #humor #funny

"They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?" — Jay Leno — — — #ayLeno #quote #quotes #quip #joke #hotdog #bun #humor #humorous

"I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it." — Queen Juliana of the Netherlands — — — #QueenJuliana #quote #quotes #understand #comprehend #fathom #quip #humorous #thoughts #philosophy #others

"There are very few people at the Fringe these days doing Roman-numeral jokes; I is one." — Chris Turner — — — #ChrisTurner #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #joke #Roman #numerals #funny #humorous

"Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it’s loaded." —  Robert Heinlein — — — #RobertHeinlein #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #brain #education #knowledge #humorous

"Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a person; but a newspaper can always print a retraction [ed]." — Adlai E. Stevenson — — — #AdlaiEStevenson #quote #quotes #quip #accuracy #newspaper #virtue #retraction

"It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive." — Nicholas Johnson — — — #NicholasJohnson #quote #quotes #products #need #people #quip #snarky #humor

"It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive." — Nicholas Johnson — — — #NicholasJohnson #quote #quotes #products #need #people #quip #snarky #humor

"Speaker: 'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin.' Voice in back: 'Begin at the ninth.'" — Jacob Braude — — — #JacobBraude #quote #quotes #speech #length #quip #snarky #begin #stop #humor #humorous

"Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. " — Christopher Atkins — — — #ChristopherAtkins #quote #quotes #quip #parents #children #heredity #genes #genetics #humor #humorous

"I’m now at the age where I’ve got to prove that I’m just as good as I never was." — Rex Harrison — — — #RexHarrison #quote #quotes #quip #aging #reputation #substantiate #humor #humorous #funny #convince #validate

"The late philosopher Morris R. Cohen of CCNY was asked by a student in the metaphysics course - Professor Cohen, 'How do I know that I exist?' The keen old prof replied, 'And who is asking?'" Saul Bellow — — — #SaulBellow #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #story #existence #philosophy #metaphysics #proof #humor #humorous

"During an election campaign the air is full of speeches and vice versa." — Henry Adams — — — #HenryAdams #quote #quotes #quip #politics #election #speech #air #exaggeration #speeches #humor #humorous

"I said that an expert was a fella who was afraid to learn anything new because then he wouldn't be an expert anymore." — Harry Truman — — — #HarryTruman #quote #quotes #quip #expert #learn #new #humor

"I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am." — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee — — — #StephaniePearlMcPhee #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #funny #hobby #knitting #normal #hoarder #obsession #humor

"Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking." — Tim McMahon — — — #TimMcMahon #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #certainty #risk #failure #success #humorous