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skribe 🇺🇦 :verified_mustard:<a href="https://mastodon.social/@Daojoan" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@Daojoan</a> remember too, that if you wipe your arse after taking a shit you're full on gay.<a href="https://aus.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smh</a>

Seebrücke FrankfurtDie <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AitaMari" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AitaMari</a> hat gestern 108 Menschen in <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Salerno" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Salerno</a> sicher an Land gebracht. Die ital. Behörden hatten sie dazu gezwungen vorher noch einen Sturm mit Böen von über 25kn und über 2m Welle zu überstehen.Wir wünschen ihnen mit SALVAMENTO MARÍTIMO HUMANITARIO alles Gute für ihre weitere Reise.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SMH</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SeenotrettungIstKeinVerbrechen" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SeenotrettungIstKeinVerbrechen</a>

Seebrücke FrankfurtGegen Mitternacht geriet die <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AitaMari" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AitaMari</a> in einen starken Sturm mit heftigem Wind und Wellen. Die Geretteten verbrachten die Nacht nass an Deck unnötigem Leiden ausgeliefert.Dies wäre nicht passiert, wenn die italienische Regierung Salvamento Maritímo Humanitarias <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SMH</a> einen näheren Hafen zugewiesen hätte.

Seebrücke FrankfurtNach einer Nacht auf dem Meer zeigten die Menschen deutliche Anzeichen von Erschöpfung, Dehydrierung und Atemproblemen. Die einfachen fragilen Boote waren in extremer Gefahr.2/2 📷 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SMH</a> SALVAMENTO MARÍTIMO HUMANITARIO

Seebrücke Frankfurt🛟 Die <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AitaMari" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AitaMari</a> hat gestern in internationalen Gewässern südlich von <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Lampedusa" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Lampedusa</a> / westlich von <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Kerkennah" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Kerkennah</a> insges. 108 Menschen aus zwei prekären Booten gerettet. Zur Ausschiffung wurde ihnen der 400 Meilen entfernte Hafen von <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Salerno" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Salerno</a> zugewiesen.1/x 📹 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SMH</a> SALVAMENTO MARÍTIMO HUMANITARIO

Autoerotic Defenestration<a href="https://universeodon.com/@georgetakei" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@georgetakei</a> I(48w) would totally show up with one of my brothers <a href="https://mastodon.cloud/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smh</a>

Lats (314 ppm)The <a href="https://aus.social/tags/lnp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lnp</a> and <a href="https://aus.social/tags/murdock" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#murdock</a> hate the <a href="https://aus.social/tags/abc" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#abc</a>, alway have, hence the Trumpian promise to cut funding is no surprise. Maybe a rollback of media ownership would be a better path to bring some balance as cutting the ABC is a direct attack on liberal views in Australia. <a href="https://aus.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smh</a> <a href="https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/dutton-tells-abc-to-show-excellence-or-face-funding-razor-gang-20250402-p5lofu.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/dutton-tells-abc-to-show-excellence-or-face-funding-razor-gang-20250402-p5lofu.html</a>

Yonhap Infomax NewsKorea Zinc's subsidiary SMH acquires Youngpoong shares off-market, increasing stake to 10.03% ahead of annual meeting, potentially impacting voting rights <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/YonhapInfomax" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#YonhapInfomax</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/KoreaZinc" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KoreaZinc</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SMH</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Youngpoong" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Youngpoong</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/OffMarketPurchase" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#OffMarketPurchase</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/VotingRights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#VotingRights</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Economics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Economics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/FinancialMarkets" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FinancialMarkets</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Banking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Banking</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Securities" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Securities</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bonds" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Bonds</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/StockMarket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#StockMarket</a> <a href="https://en.infomaxai.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=56040" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://en.infomaxai.com/news/articleView.html?idxno=56040</a>

Jason A. BockMy 5-yr-old loves taking pictures and videos, so we let him have Mama's almost-20-year-old digital point-and-shoot. He thinks using the flash is cool. Our dog, we've just learned, DOES NOT: dog started acting weird like there was gonna be bad weather, but it was just that he thought the flash was lightning. <a href="https://c.im/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smh</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/dadlife" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dadlife</a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/dogsofmastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dogsofmastodon</a>

Jake CoppingerThanks to <a href="https://mastodon.social/@camwilson" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@camwilson</a>, <a href="https://infosec.exchange/@masek" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@masek</a> & Crikey for bringing the SMH/AFR subscriber S3 bucket breach into light and getting it fixed.First announced at <a href="https://infosec.exchange/@bucketchallenge/114186026451954362" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://infosec.exchange/@bucketchallenge/114186026451954362</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/crikey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#crikey</a>: > Last year, Nine bragged about having first-party data including “demographic, content consumption and behavioural information” on 22 million users, and combining that with third party data, to create “rich, detailed, real-time profiles of audience members”. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/s3" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#s3</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bucket" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bucket</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smh</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/afr" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#afr</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/auspol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#auspol</a><a href="https://www.crikey.com.au/2025/03/27/sydney-morning-herald-age-afr-subscribers-personal-data-leaked-online/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.crikey.com.au/2025/03/27/sydney-morning-herald-age-afr-subscribers-personal-data-leaked-online/</a>

axleyjcWashington could be losing money as some drivers have been swinging free rides on SR 167 for years – KIRO 7 News Seattle<a href="https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/washington-could-be-losing-money-some-drivers-have-been-swinging-free-rides-sr-167-years/RV46B4KFBJBB3ADMHTQBZ2EPGE/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/washington-could-be-losing-money-some-drivers-have-been-swinging-free-rides-sr-167-years/RV46B4KFBJBB3ADMHTQBZ2EPGE/</a>If your vehicle doesn't have a Good To Go pass, "there are no license plate readers to force those drivers to pay the toll." <a href="https://federate.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smh</a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/washington" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#washington</a>

Seebrücke FrankfurtLeinen los für <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AitaMari" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AitaMari</a>! Seit gestern ist <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SMH</a> wieder unterwegs von Valencia in Richtung zentrales <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Med" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Med</a>.Ihr werdet dort dringend gebraucht! Fair winds! Zorte on! ¡Buena proa! 💙💪📹 Salvamento Marítimo Humanitario

Seebrücke FrankfurtCrew und Schiff sind bereit, um von Valencia aus zur 15. Mission der <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AitaMari" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AitaMari</a> in See zu stechen und Kurs ins zentrale <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Med" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Med</a> zu setzen, um das Recht auf Leben gegen eine zunehmend feindlichere Abschottungspolitik zu verteidigen.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SMH</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DerechoALaVida" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#DerechoALaVida</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/LeaveNoOneToDie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LeaveNoOneToDie</a> <a href="https://www.naiz.eus/es/info/noticia/20250316/el-aita-mari-listo-para-volver-al-mediterraneo-antes-de-que-se-castiguen-las-tareas-de-rescate" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.naiz.eus/es/info/noticia/20250316/el-aita-mari-listo-para-volver-al-mediterraneo-antes-de-que-se-castiguen-las-tareas-de-rescate</a>

Wendy PalmerMy son came home from his netball training with a stuffed toy.Me: what’s this?Teen: team mascot. You get it for doing something…Me: [ooh, I wonder what great thing he did to earn it for the week]Teen: …you know, dumb. I spilled choc milk on the court.Turns out you don’t earn the mascot, you have it inflicted upon you. That’s healthy. Great sports psychology, coach* 👍(Teen is unfazed, BTW, but that doesn’t make the “technique” any more useful)<a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/sports" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sports</a> <a href="https://mastodon.au/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smh</a>*is it too much to ask that every elite coach in the world *update their fucking knowledge of the way the human mind works*

Seebrücke Frankfurt⚖️ Wegen Verleumdung und übler Nachrede hat Salvamento Marítimo Humanitario (<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SMH</a>) Klage gegen Vox Burriana (Castellón) u. den Stadtrat & Abgeordneten Jesús Albiol eingereicht, der behauptet hatte, die <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/AitaMari" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#AitaMari</a> sei ein „Sklavenhändlerschiff“ u. „unverzichtbarer Mitarbeiter von Menschenhandelsmafias“.Im Zuge der Debatte um die Forderung von Hafengebühren für NGO-Schiffe hatte Albiol diese Verleumdungen mehrmals öffentlich geäußert, die Partei auf SoMe wiederholt.<a href="https://www.donostitik.com/el-aita-mari-se-querella-contra-vox-por-acusarlo-de-ser-un-barco-de-negreros/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.donostitik.com/el-aita-mari-se-querella-contra-vox-por-acusarlo-de-ser-un-barco-de-negreros/</a>

Pitchaya SudbanthadThe incredible absurdity: "A new four-lane highway cutting through tens of thousands of acres of protected Amazon rainforest is being built for the <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/COP30" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#COP30</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/climate" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#climate</a> summit in the Brazilian city of Belém." <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/climatechange" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#climatechange</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/environment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#environment</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smh</a> <a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9vy191rgn1o" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9vy191rgn1o</a>

Tartan Collier ✅It seems to me a very particular type of antisocial behavior to see every single group of four seats on a train occupied by a single individual each, and each of those individuals pointedly refusing to acknowledge or offer up “their” group of seats when they see a family trying to sit together. So here we sit with some rando while our daughter sits across the aisle in a different cluster of seats. <a href="https://deacon.social/tags/italy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#italy</a> <a href="https://deacon.social/tags/train" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#train</a> <a href="https://deacon.social/tags/observations" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#observations</a> <a href="https://deacon.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smh</a>

EV not Petrol<a href="https://aus.social/tags/crikey" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#crikey</a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/malcolmturnbull" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#malcolmturnbull</a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/tariffs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tariffs</a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/newscorp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#newscorp</a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/murdoch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#murdoch</a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smh</a> <a href="https://aus.social/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#trump</a>“ I won't be gaslit over Trump. If you suck up to him, you will get more bullying — Malcolm Turnbull(The Sydney Morning Herald): I was not surprised to see the News Corp publications gleefully adopting Trump's abuse and claiming that I had “torpedoed” any hopes of securing an exemption from steel and aluminium tariffs. It has always been most unlikely that Australia will secure an exemption this time. It was hard enough in 2018 and all the signals from the administration are that the tariffs will be applied across the board.And it perhaps never occurred to the team at News Corp's Holt Street HQ in Sydney that it is utterly bizarre that the unremarkable comments of a former prime minister would cause the US to decide not to exempt Australia from tariffs. Not a word of criticism of Trump, of course!I was amused to reflect on the mental stress this episode was causing our friends at News Corp. Such a target-rich environment! They can blame me for the tariffs, or Kevin Rudd, or Anthony Albanese. Surely they can work out a formula where it's the fault of all three — but never, ever the fault of Donald Trump!”

kurtsh<ctrl-K to add hyperlink to a word in an Outlook email> Oops. Forgot to copy hyperlink. <go to webpage URL in Edge & ctrl-c> Outlook completely freezes. <wait 10 minutes> Outlook interactivity returns. <ctrl-v to paste URL>I swear to God, I must do this once a week. <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/smh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smh</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/outlook" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#outlook</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/microsoft" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#microsoft</a>

bytebro<a href="https://defenseofliberty.social/@PekkaKallioniemi" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@PekkaKallioniemi</a> At present, only 'abandoned' by US. EU is on the case, because they've seen all this shit before.And of course, if the British so-called Labour Party manage successfully to destroy social care for everyone here, they'll have a few pounds to chip in as well. Of course they could have just taxed the rich and done some 'quantative easing' (printing money) to pay for rearmament like the UK did pre WWII. Which worked, and sparked the biggest improvement in Social Care in the UK ever.<a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/SMH" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SMH</a>

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