NaraMoore ⛩️👻八尺様👻⛩️ at Fedi<p><a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/wss366" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>wss366</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/request" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>request</span></a></p><p>Tsugumi stepped into the dingy rent-by-the-day office, Matsumoto a step behind her.</p><p>“Why couldn’t the tako at least pick a yakitori?” Matsumoto was thinking.</p><p>“Damn right,” Tsugumi answered. “We could have gotten a drink.”</p><p>They were being very disrespectful to the man behind the rented desk, a minor flunky or bureaucrat.</p><p>“I see The Man couldn’t come himself,” Tsugumi said, addressing the flunky, without bothering to introduce herself. “I know, I know, plausible deniability. Just so you know, we charge more for secret clients, and we are bounty hunters, not assassins. You had a request for us?”</p><p>Indignation marbled the man’s face, but he held it in check. What could he expect from borderline criminals? Society’s decay was a result of people like them.</p><p>He pushed a folder across the desk. If they could be disrespectful, so could he.</p><p>“Yorokobu no Gakuryoku has sent some people into Kakuriyo.” He said. “It has something to do with their master plan. We want you to spoil their mission, killing as many of them as possible. The law has no hold there.”</p><p>“We charge more to go to Kakuriyo, and spiritual expenses will be exorbitant. You never know what you might meet,” Tsugumi said. “Funeral, spiritual, and medical expenses covered with no quibbling. Check our references; we don’t pad.” Then she named an astronomical figure for each kill.</p><p>The man’s eyes crimped angrily. “That is outrageous.”</p><p>“Secret employer, Kakuriyo, human not supernatural targets. That’s a lot of extras. Plus, we don’t like you. You want cheap? Request an assassin to do it on this side. Retainer for five kills upfront. No refunds. You haggle it’s six.”</p><p>“You don’t want this job, do you?” Matsumoto thought.</p><p>“Nope, not at all,” Tsugumi replied.</p><p>The man looked puzzled at the random comment but reached for a briefcase of money.</p><p>Money counted the two left.</p><p>“We’re eating good tonight,” Tsugumi said happily.</p><p><a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/microfiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>microfiction</span></a> h/t <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://indieauthors.social/@extraspecialbitter" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>extraspecialbitter</span></a></span> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/KonbiniIdol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>KonbiniIdol</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/NMPrompts" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NMPrompts</span></a> <a href="https://sakurajima.moe/tags/NMV366" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NMV366</span></a></p>