Pi are squared
Demonstrably not.
They be round.
Daughter (working on her high school bio): Why is the left ventricle bigger than the right?
Me: The left ventricle is called the lefticle. *collapses in laughter*
Daughter: *leaves the room*
I need some dad-level puns for a small weekend stroll with the family.
I already deployed the microbiologist one that was making the rounds on the fedi recently five times, and have run out of victims.
Please help me out - if you have any dad jokes, please share.
What’s an extrovert’s favorite game?
Hide and Seek attention
What's it called when you see eight to ten snails in the garden, all facing the same direction?
Today, I shipped out a #commission from a disgruntled dad for a custom #embroidery. Let's see if anyone will want to steal his bathtowel now!
There are those days when my brain just doesn’t work. Fortunately, it came back in time to get the job done. Hope this #pun leaves you laughing. #bloopers #joke #dadhumour #punnyguy #baddadjokes #dadjoke #dadhumor #amwriting #epicfantasy #books #writerslife #writingcommunity