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#hephalumpworld

8 posts7 participants1 post today
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Meds are consumed.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Imitate art.

The Scream reproduced with paper clips.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A grey morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Everything hurts.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Same as it ever was.

Shaggy sits forlorn under a streetlight. Every mystery we solve brings me closer to the realization that the only monsters in this world are pathetic old men trying to steal as much money as they can.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Except Emma, who's being a bitch.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: 🙄 Deal with the Post Office. Again.

A atreet sign indicating No Don Quijote, and a windmill in the background.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A chilly morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I was awakened by meds wearing off, and I await re-engagement .

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні!🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Make it up as I go.

The Statue of Liberty has been put into a too small cage. There are easy answers, but no one wants to step up and do the work. Be more like Luigi.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.

A sunny morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

американський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Israel is a terrorist state.

Today's agenda: Fuck all.

GIF
Public
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
Aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

Aмериканський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Cлава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Blä.

A family sits around a globe. The dad asks, Where is the capital of the United States? A child answers, In the off-shore bank accounts of the 1%.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await med kick-in.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Spring is in the air.

A mama vice grip feeds a nut to baby wrenches in the nest.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Soory I'm such an ass lately. No ETA on return to normalcy, whatever that is.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD

Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest says Never give up. Never surrender.
Public
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A clouded morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

американський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: TBD.

GIF
Public
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

An overcast morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

американський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Whatever.

Tesla's new motorcycle looks like a metal suitcase.
Public
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cloudy morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await meds kick-in.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Re-wilding.

Next batch of plantlets to go out into the wilds.
Public
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A cool, clear morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

американський президент, иди нахуй!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Tease dinosaurs.

Yours truly pretending to be chased by a T Rex statue.
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Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea water is heating.

An overcast morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. The ghost of Charlemagne wanders the courtyard.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

Слава Україні!

Today's agenda: TBD

Betty looks around furtively as she kneels over a sleeping Archi, who's about to be woken in the best way.
Public
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Blä.

A black, featureless rectangle.
Public
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A mild morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Dogs be barkin', and I await kick-in.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Fuck all.

GIF
Public
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

A damp morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Snails emerge. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: 🙄 Fuck if I know.

Two women ride bicycles on a cobbled street. One says, I've never come this way before. The other responds, Me neither. It must be the cobbles.
Public
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪

Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.

Another morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. Blä.

America is fallen.
aмерика struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of monsters.

#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = #GroupiesOfPutin (AKA #Nazis)

Fuck you, 🚀boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.

Hang billionaires.
#CompostTheRich

Israel is a terrorist state.

🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦

Today's agenda: Garden stuff, weather permitting.

A lush, vibrant cannabis plant in a blue flower pot. Daya 121 and still no tomatoes? WTF!
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