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#clumsy

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A few days ago I walked into a gate and stubbed my toe at the same time. As I’m sure everyone knows, a stubbed toe makes everything else pale in comparison. So just a few minutes ago, as I pulled on my yoga pants, I glanced at my stomach - such an impressive artistic arrangement of green, purple and blue in a huge bruise. And I didn’t even realise! #ouch #clumsy

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@RickiTarr Oh, that big scarred patch on my elbow? Tried vaulting over a low fence while jaywalking in Berlin and missing badly.

Now: Oh, that angry scar on my heel? Stood barefoot on a hollow cinder block set in soft earth that sunk in and rotated me backwards while trying to roll a heavy grill off the camper deck and my feet slipped into the hollows.