> I don't talk explicitly about monitor repair on here 'cause [...] "I know how to fix a
> monitor, I'm good with computers after all" and suffer a violent and unnatural death
That's a problem that should eventually work itself out of the system... 
(jk, I know exactly how dangerous CRTs are)
Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #16: But muh freedumbs!
Is #Karma nonlinear ? Nobody knows ! There are times when it appears to be highly linear and near instantaneous, but those are people who were usually competing intensely for the next #DarwinAward anyway. When that bell dings you want to be laughing from…far far away
Darwin: Stupidity works sometimes.
People who #beLIEve that #Ivermectin cures cancer deserve what they get. #DarwinAward
Reminder: The Tesla logo looks like an IUD because, if the personality you're clearly compensating for doesn't keep you out of the gene pool, there's always a safety flaw to fill in the gap.
@onlmaps #Australia might only be in equal 4 th on the #darwinaward but I can assure you our near misses are right up there. Just yesterday I saw three close calls :-[
#news: German officials call for clampdown on illegal ‘firework bombs’ after five deaths.
#DarwinAward #fireworks
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/jan/02/german-officials-clampdown-firework-bombs-after-five-deaths
@tagesschau dafür gibt es jetzt posthum den #DarwinAward
2024 #DarwinAward nominees sliding in just under the wire.
2 men were found dead from exposure after looking for #Sasquatch : NPR
https://www.npr.org/2024/12/29/nx-s1-5242491/portland-men-dead-sasquatch-bigfoot
Knock Knock
whose there?
Stupid...
Stupid who..... Oh
Riding home from work, Palo Alto, California, 9:40PM July 2023 #stupidhumatricks #stupid #darwinaward #DOH #car #train
Herman Cain, born OTD in 1945, died in 2020 after 4 weeks in a hospital with #COVID19; 9 days before testing positive he had attended a #Trump rally while insisting as always that SARS-CoV-2 was of no concern https://toilet-guru.com/blog/52.html?s=mb #PublicHealth #DarwinAward
Herman Cain, born OTD in 1945, died in 2020 after 4 weeks in a hospital with #COVID19; 9 days before testing positive he had attended a #Trump rally while insisting as always that SARS-CoV-2 was of no concern https://toilet-guru.com/blog/49.html?s=mb #PublicHealth #DarwinAward
Herman Cain, born OTD in 1945, died in 2020 after 4 weeks in a hospital with #COVID19; 9 days before testing positive he had attended a #Trump rally while insisting as always that SARS-CoV-2 was of no concern https://toilet-guru.com/blog/47.html?s=mb #PublicHealth #DarwinAward
Herman Cain, born OTD in 1945, died in 2020 after 4 weeks in a hospital with #COVID19; 9 days before testing positive he had attended a #Trump rally while insisting as always that SARS-CoV-2 was of no concern https://toilet-guru.com/blog/45.html?s=mb #PublicHealth #DarwinAward
Living a life to its fullest should include many accolades. In the case of selfies with bison, the prize is a #darwinaward.
@marc_veld Daughters of #antivaxxers still sadly dying of cervical #cancer at the same rate, but eligible for a #DarwinAward.
Fortunately for the future of #USpol , #EvolutionIsTrue. 
I've been wondering all day how Trump could have possibly become president, and how half of a country could have been this stupid.
Then I remembered this time some dude tried to rob a gun store in my home town of Renton, Washington with a knife when I was in middle school, and it makes a lot more sense if people are capable of being THAT dumb.
