The Disclaimer.
"Because even a blade, without something to press against is just a thing gathering dust."
https://slashgore.bandcamp.com/track/wasteland-feat-kendall-cage
Motivational speech to workout?
Let´s go.
Do it before you die.
Before you became disable and can´t make a move by yourself without a diaper.
Get ahead of the heart attack.
Fight the cancer before it catches you.
Spit the sausage out if you wanna live.
Get scared and Run.
Get scared and Lift.
- strength training. balance. speed.
body positive? come on. stop fooling yourself. get fit.
better do it, until it´s too late. you won´t lose anything except the stuff you would not want to keep.
Tear it up.
- martial arts?
when i come to a training - nobody gives a f**k.
with time, with age i´ve got extremely pragmatic, egoistic.
i don't give a f**k now.
you're either physically strong or skilled. or a friend.
otherwise i don't want you as a partner.
i don´t go for the belt exams.
'cause what for? I do not care.
i´ll find better way to spend my time and money.
i have no need to prove anything to anyone.
not in my age.
and I'm not looking for a discipline anymore.
just for a teacher. a teacher who would see something in me even if it's not there.
have i found?
yes and no.
- yoga?
can you even hold it? not the typical "suits-everyone" fluff, but real moves, the calisthenics. don´t underestimate it.
- lifting as a strength training. what, again?
yes. repeat. 6-pack looks better than Gucci.
i do it by myself. wanna join?
then join. if you dare.
you'll become strong, at least.
then let's dance.
- is it zen or not giving a f**k?
whatever.
don't underestimate me.
don't expect anything from me either.
i only chat with my AI.
still wanna chat?
come up with a topic.
in a training.